Clone Conversation

"Good Morning."
"Morning. The note for the day´s here?"
"Yeah, sure. Here´s yours."
"Alright, great. Okay...okay...good. I won´t do this, I won´t do that. Certainly not this. Oh, look, a minor accident on my way back from work. Broken bone in my arm. Who should I send?"
"What about Five?"
"No. I can´t. I had Five have my torn ACL the last time. I think I`ll send...Three. Yes, Three. I had Three go to your cousins party last week and he had a great time."  
"That was Three? We said we`d have our Twos do it."
"What´s the difference."
"The difference? Matching number, matching couples, you forget? The last time we had my Seven sent away with your Two we got a call from the Ministry of Relations, asking us whether we were serious about that divorce."
"Oh, right."
"You`ll have Nine do something today?"
"Why?"
"Here. An exhibition. Last day today and I thought I`ll have Nine go and maybe you want to join me."
"Yeah, sure."
"Does Four still have your third-string job?"
"Huh...ah, since day before yesterday not anymore. I thought that was on your daynote right there."
"You know something? We could distribute all the stuff today on all of our Nines and have a pleasant day at home. I mean, there´s nothing glorious or spirit-shattering on our notes that we have to attend, really. We can stay here and we can talk and when we´re done talking we can...oh, Christ!"
"What?"
"Where is he?"
"Who?"
"Where? You are Two. Where is he?"
"Oh."
"Oh?"
"You remember, there was a day last month when I got up before you, brought you breakfast to the bed, you remember that? The only day I got up before you."
"Yes. I. Do."
"One died that night. I deleted it from your note. No use getting all worked up when you still got nine more, right? Darling?"
"..."
"That means there are one, maybe two Items I`ll have to do myself, but till then we can stay in bed and snuggle. Darling? Dear? Is that alright?"
"..."